It some point or another we have all most defiantly heard a bad joke and being honest we have probably said some so bellow I present to you the 20 most cringe worthy jokes…
b.who’s there ?
a.don’t cry it was only a joke.
2.The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense!
3.What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea (no eye dear)
-What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? still no idea
4.Whats harsher than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing the same baby to seven trees.
5.Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party ? He had nobody to go with.
6. Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
8. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel
9. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.
10. What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
11. A horse walks into a bar the bartender says ” why the long face.
12. Why can’t bicycles stand on their own ? They are two tired..
13. How does a train eat? Chew chew!
14. If you ever get could stand in a corner, They are usually 90 degrees.
15. What does a guy say when he walks into a bar? ouch.
16. why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate.
17. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
18. What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam
19. What do you do with a sick boat? Send it to the doc!
20. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here I’ll go on ahead.