Bad Jokes

It some point or another we have all most defiantly heard a bad joke and being honest we have probably said some so bellow I present to you the  20 most cringe worthy jokes…

1.a.Knock knock

b.who’s there ?

a.boo

b.boo who?

a.don’t cry it was only a joke.

2.The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense!

3.What do you call a dear with no eyes? No idea (no eye dear)

-What do you call a  dear with no eyes and no legs? still no idea

4.Whats harsher than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing the same baby to seven trees.

5.Why didn’t the skeleton  go to the party ? He had nobody to go with.

6. Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

8. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel

9. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

10. What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

11. A horse walks into a bar the bartender says ” why the long face.

12. Why can’t bicycles stand on their own ? They are two tired..

13. How does a train eat? Chew chew!

14. If you ever get could stand in a corner, They are usually 90 degrees.

15. What does  a guy say when he walks into a bar? ouch.

16.  why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate.

17. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

18. What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam

19. What do you do with a sick boat? Send it to the doc!

20. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here I’ll go on ahead.

 

 

 

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Diego says:

    Aha I love bad jokes. Nice post.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. They do tend to be the funniest!

      Liked by 1 person

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